My daily job requires that I price pipe quotes for our customers, and these quotes almost always have a job name to reference. Sometimes it's totally benign, like, State Road 80 Expansion, but sometimes (the best times) it's a neighborhood, new development, or apartment complex name, and OH the things people will name these new developments--they are astounding, pure comedic value. I should start posting them any time I see a good one, a running "Ridiculous Name of the Day" entry. Anyway, today's very cozy name, courtesy of Lake County, Florida, is:
DEAD RIVER APARTMENTS.